At least they know it's annoying.
Anonymous asked: Hey! Annoying anon here! I know so many people have already asked you about Troll Romcom, but you never seem to say when you think the next update will be. I’m just asking for a rough estimate, if you can give one. A week? A month? Three months? Never again? You’ve left a cliffhanger for me because I noticed the title has “a humorous decapitation” in it....
Anonymous asked: I swear, if you leave us on this scene for as long as we waited with Jonnas before I’ll, I’ll - Well, I’ll think of something, and you won’t like it. JM: You realize, by blackflirting anonymously, you leave me with no options for flirting back except by delaying updates… SK: i thought updates were delayed anyway because vd’s hand is fucked...
ge-21 asked: What is the update schedule for your wonderful romcom? JM: The update process is as follows: Pack the queue until it cries. Pester my amazing cinematographer for more pretty pictures. Edit the pretty pictures into filmic perfection. Repeat from step 1. JM: Whether the cycle completes before the queue runs out is not up to me. It is entirely controlled by the Movie Gods. JM:...
will you be updating your fantastic romcom anytime soon mr. makwaa? rawrmynameisval JM: Nope. I definitely didn’t just queue up a bunch of posts. In fact, the dang thing is abandoned and doomed to gather dust for eternity. So don’t expect an update in an hour or two. JM: If you think you see one, you’re hallucinating and should alert your mediviscerator immediately. JM:...
I am not... going to break... this... typewriter.
Anonymous asked you: I’m sorry, I may be hassling you unnecessarily, but what sort of plasma thing? (From romcom.) Would it have safety measures at all? My experiences with a plasma cutter was it required a clamp on something metal to make an arc, pulling up on a little lever and hitting the trigger. Maybe a plasma torch is different? (If it can, in fact, be turned on by pants, I will...
Anonymous asked: I just wanted to let you know that highblood!Dave makes me happy in ways I didn’t even know were possible. Like, even more than awkward British, “You’re crippled. Want some tea?” on Downton Abbey. It’s awesome. You’re awesome. Troll RomCom is awesome. Wow, I’m sappy - let’s anon. JM: See, the thing is, I happen to have a...