I am not… going to break… this… typewriter.

I’m sorry, I may be hassling you unnecessarily, but what sort of plasma thing? (From romcom.) Would it have safety measures at all? My experiences with a plasma cutter was it required a clamp on something metal to make an arc, pulling up on a little lever and hitting the trigger. Maybe a plasma torch is different? (If it can, in fact, be turned on by pants, I will probably huff and stomp about. Because dangerous device! Pants! He should know better than to keep it on while sex!) Sorry to bother.

JM: And you wonder why we keep conquering your planets. I bet your species doesn’t even let its young do major construction unsupervised.

Damn. I never anticipated shipping Dave<3Equius so I’m kind of flabbergastedly delighted that that is EXACTLY what I am doing now — at least, if troll!Dave counts. Thank you for Troll Romcom. It is wonderful.

JM: Well aren’t you just the cutest thing? I’d give you an affectionate noogie, but I’d probably break your neck.

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